Feeling brave, are ya? Well, you’ve come to the right place. We’ll take care of you right here!
We would love to review your book and give you our honest, fabulous opinion. In fact, you’re probably here because of that fact and our very kind nature, right?
Well, let me warn you, it ain’t always pretty. Some of us have triggers, and we’ll be happy to tell you what our “ick” factor is, or what just bugs the dickens out of us. And sometimes it will even be our favorites who step into that minefield for us, and we’re willing to tell it like we see it. We will dig, protest, decry, exclaim and raise the roof with our opinions, but it doesn’t stop there! We will also let others comment and tell us what we got wrong or right in telling them about your book.
We will not always like it. Other readers may not always like it. After all, it’s our informed opinion. And you have one too. Grow a crusty skin, and be prepared for the good, the bad and the downright slug-suckin’ u-g-l-y. But don’t despair, we’re not utter toads. We’ll be honest, not malicious in our diatribes.
We would (most likely) love to read your book, and give you our two cents. We cannot guarantee a review for every book you send us, as the volume of books printed, sold and/or sent to us may exceed our reading/reviewing capacity (read: we are a small group as of yet). But our capacity for innocent enjoyment is the same as any other honest (wo)man’s. (Yes, some of us are even Gilbert and Sullivan Fans.)
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Friends, Romans, countrywomen, send me your books! And “may the odds be ever in your favor!”